i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool
(via 11--11-make-a-wish)
today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA BE A BOY
(Source: drunkpeeta, via gaskartln)
| Mom: | ' well you need to call them and ask.' |
| Me: | I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that. |
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adoors you
get the fuck out
(via 11--11-make-a-wish)
When I wake up from a nap no one can talk to for at least 45 minutes because I’m 350% more ugly and 900% mad
(via can-i-be-your-hercules)
